Vote Harrington in ‘12!
It’s no secret just how much I love the legend that is Joey Harrington. The much maligned prince of draft busts, who has had more NFL teams than a spritzer guzzling table dancer called Cindii (if I could add a love heart above the second “i” then I would), seems to be out of the pro’s for good.
Bittersweet, for sure, because it’s unlikely that we’ll ever see the Oregon boy on a pro field again, so kiss goodnight to the fairytale where he takes the Bucs all the way to SB XLVIII after coming off the bench following concussions to the first two QB’s on the roster, plus the guy from the practice squad. Hey, it’s made for TV movie gold starring Joey Lawrence as JH, no? For goodness sake, they’re both called Joey. It’s destiny. Or at least, it was…..
But JH’s enforced retirement is also great for this one, singularly beautiful reason. No professional career means that Joey can fulfill his true destiny, and begin his journey to complete fullfilment, and save the Western World - and selected parts of the 3rd World, and the Middle East too, but definitely not New Zealand - by marching his army of Harringtonites all the way to the White House. Yes, you read me right, gang. Joey for President. And it starts right here!
It’s what America needs. And I’m speaking as card carrying ,er, Brit. I’ve already approached Don Johnson to see if he’ll take the role of Chief Politcal Strategist. He’s gonna get back to me.
Spread the word - begin the revolution - #joeyharringtonforpresident
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