NFL, Actually…….*not starring Hugh Grant
In the weirdest example of morale boosting yet seen this season, Vikings HC Brad Childress has dressed up as an air hostess on the team’s flight back from a game. “I grabbed every player’s arm, woke them up and said, ‘Excuse me, sir. Can I get you something? The first guy I got was Jared Allen. He looked up and said, ‘Pshaw!’ My sentiments entirely Jared. Unless ‘Pshaw’ means something altogether different in Texas?
Congratulations to Colts WR Hank Baskett and his wife, former Playboy model Kendra, who have given birth to a new baby boy, imaginatively named Hank Baskett IV. OK : that has to be the first name that came into her head.
Nurse : “What would you like to call your son, Mrs Baskett?”.
Kendra : (looking at her husband) Er, Hank?
Hank : Yea, Hank’s a good name. We’ll go with Hank.
Thank God she didn’t spot the hospital vending machine first.
Anyway, who cares? Master Baskett Jr IV has two great parents PLUS Hugh Hefner as godfather. Genius. Top that, Brady.
Following an injury sustained after he dived in, head first, to grab a first down, Jets QB Mark Sanchez has been receiving tips on how to slide properly, using his legsm from New York Yankees Head Coach Joe Giradi. Some of the baseball gurus tips include : Rubbing lots of baby oil and butter onto his knees and installing a 120ft water slide around the 30 yard line.
Viewers were left shocked after hearing Denver head coach Josh McDaniels utter profanities during Denver’s thanksgiving day win over the NYG. The same outraged viewers said they were equally stunned to find out that fans “drank beer” while at games and “enjoyed themselves” while bears routinely “relieve themselves in the woods”
Wilhelmina, the New York modelling agency has signed Buffalo Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens for representation in the categories of personal care products and fashion. Odds on him replacing Barry Scott in the Cilit Bang adverts have shortened considerably.
