November 20, 2009

Gonzo goes naked, Chad tries out some new material and I cast the new Lombardi…..

Future Hall of Fame Falcons Tight End Tony Gonzalez, has posed naked, along with his wife, for a recent anti-fur PETA advertisement. I can just hear the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield muttering :  ”No wonder his nickname is Gonzo”.

But I think I speak for us all when we say : Thank god they didn’t ask Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones : Sex Kitten

Chad Ochocinco may have a future career as a stand up comic. Following the care package of deodorant he sent to the Baltimore Ravens cornerbacks prior to their Week 9 showdown, Chad promised to send some mustard over to Pittsburgh ahead of last weekends clash as “they’ll never ketchup when they play us Sunday”. See what he did there? Ket-chup? Catch-up! Geddit. Chad’s here all night folks. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

A play about the life of NFL legend Vince Lombardi - the guy so influential in the game that they named the Superbowl trophy after him - is coming to Broadway. Rumours that playing him will be whoever comes 5th in this years X-Factor are unconfirmed. Oh God - what if Jedward come fifth? Someone call the producer from Chicago now and get them signed up before its too late….

 Until next week, kids. http://www.natcoombs.com