The 10 Best Names In The NFL…
If you ply your trade in the National Football League, and you’ve got a ridiculous name, then brother (or sister*) I salute you. In reverse order :
10. Madison Hedgecock – FB (NY Giants) : The Adam Sandler movie that never was
9. Ashton Youboty - CB (Buffalo Bills) : If he ever plays in Newcastle, he’d be coming home
8. Drew Willy – QB (Free Agent) : Do I have to spell it out?
7. Richie Incognito – Lineman (St. Louis Rams) As one of Twitter gang @holdaways pointed out to me, you gotta love the irony!
6. Frostee Rucker – Defensive End (Cincinatti Bengals) - Hands up whose parents took too much acid in the 70’s?
5. Benjarvus Green-Ellis RB (NE Patriots) – If you ever want to sue your office because you strained your groin near the photocopier – he’s your man.
4. Elvis Dumervil – LB (Denver Broncos) Anyone called Elvis is automatically on any list, anywhere, ever.
3. Randy Love – RB (Philly Eagles) Ok, so he retired about 40 years ago, but please, tell me he’s working in adult entertainment now. Or at the very least, for Vince Mcmahon
2. Filip Filipovic – Punter (Free Agent) I wonder if his Dad just said the first thing that came into his head, when the nurse asked him what he wanted to call his baby?
1. D’brickashaw Ferguson – OT (NY JETS) The single greatest name of all time. It’s the apostrophe that gets me. Genius.
*Oakland Raiders O Line
