This week in the NFL….
WASHINGTON ROOKIE UNDER FIRE AFTER USING TWITTER TO CALL REDKSINS FANS “DIMWITS”
Apparently Robert Henson was joking, but the statement is so close to the truth that no-one realised
MR KENDRA WILKINSON TAKES JOB WITH THE COLTS
WR Hank Baskett decided that being a stay at home husband to a playboy model was, well, boring, so has joined Peyton Manning in Indy. Oh, the glamour.
TOM BRADY ANNOUNCES HIS OWN LOGO
After months and months of research, and undoubtedly millions of dollars in fees, Brady’s branding guys have come up with the snappy little title of TB12. Because he wears 12. On his shirt. That’s damn smart.
PLAYERS DONATE BRAINS TO SCIENCE
Three NFL players, including Lofa Tatupu of the Seahawks, announced that they will donate their brains to a Boston University medical school program. Reports that Shawn Merriman’s similar offer was turned down on the grounds that they “didn’t have a container small enough to store it” are unfounded.
SIR ELTON JOHN NAMED NEW PATRIOTS CAPTAIN
No, I’m not kidding. He’ll lead out New England at the Wembley match vs. Tampa Bay next month. We can just see the Offensive Line singing Circle of Life in the locker room right before gametime.
